|—||Cosima, being a huge geek-ass nerd (via assbutt-in-the-garrison)|
when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”
oH COME ON STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW DEAN HADN’T EVEN ENCOUNTERED A WEREWOLF UNTIL HE WAS WAY OLDER, CAUSE I’M GONNA BREAK THIS TO YOU, SUPERNATURAL HAS PLOT HOLES, YES, YES IT HAS PLOT HOLES BECAUSE IT’S NOT EASY TO REMEMBER EVERY SINGLE LITTLE THING ABOUT IT WHEN YOU’RE A…
If you ever feel bad about your own writing, just remember that one of the world’s most well-known works of classic literature is self-insert fanfiction where the author hangs out with his favorite poet and is guided on his journey of discovery by a Manic Pixie Dream Girl version of a woman he met twice.
Also everybody who ever pissed him off is in Hell.